Sunday, February 7, 2010

one time

one time, when i was pretty small, i'd say in the 7 to 8 range, i broke a door with my ass.

granted it was one of those screen doors, but ithad the glass in it, not the screen part. and this was in the old house where we still had things like screen doors instead of yuppie doors. and i dont remember how it happened, only that in one minute i was on one side of the door, and the next my ass had visited the other side.

and i should point out that up until about 7th grade i had no ass to speak of. so the fact that i managed to do this is frankly amazing.

about the same time i accidentally terrified the mormons who came to our house to bring me jesus because i told them my mommy was in the shower but if they wait a few minutes she'd be out in her towel. they didnt come back for a long long time.

i have no idea in the world why i remembered these things. what is with me lately having childhood flashbacks. somehow i'm still totally blanking on all of high school, but believe me, i am very VERY ok with that.

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