now the old king is dead, long live the king

so while looking at garbage on my phone i found this picture. that i apparently took of myself in my dress after the party. i do not remember this happening, as is apparent from the look on my face. you cant even see the dress really, nor the best part which is what wearing heels did for my legs. but, at least this will give you the general idea, completed at a bad angle that makes me look enormous, in a smudgy bathroom mirror. and yes, i do realize the way in which i am holding the camera makes one of the sequin designs look like male parts. that may very well be why i appear to be laughing.


yay new job party sparkle princess tequila.