Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I Have This Theory...

You know how they say that WV is the most northern of the southern states and the most southern of the northern states, etc. Well I have this theory that I am an example of that. Like any good southern girl I call people Sugar and Sweetheart and Honey, etc. And like any blunt northerner I call people an asshole, douchebag, and a S.O.B.

But here's my question: Why do I call the mean names to those I love as terms of endearment, and the sticky sweet ones to people who I am mad as hell at? Is that the western coming out? Do I just have too much free time to think about stupid shit at work?

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