youre a goddamn superstar

please let me gush. just for one minute please.

so we went to the lady gaga concert tonight. i liked her music and her videos well enough that i knew it would be entertaining. the show completely blew me away. the effects and the staging and the costumes and the dancing. i cant even begin to tell you how overwhelming it all was. and i am going to list why.

1. she doesnt lip-sink. this in and of itself is amazing to come across these days when everyone has autotuned their asses off. she sang and had conversations and it was just lovely.

2. her voice is amazing. i know some of you disagree but get online and listen to some of her acapella stuff and you will be a believer.

3. she works the gimmick. yes. some of her shit is gimmicky. but thats whats so brilliant about it is she uses it to her advantage and makes a real damn show out of it.

4. the staging is beautiful

5. she can dance and does the whole time and in five inch motherfucking heels. for that alone i salute her.

6. she gives a shit about real causes, such as the gay community. every single show she has she donates 20k to a charity to help homeless people of the community. she preaches equality, and she brings religion into it in such a way that i appreciate it, that she wholeheartedly believes there is a god and that god loves everyone out there. these are principles i can get behind.

7. did i mention she does all this shit in five inch heels? i cant even walk on my bare feet sometimes.

8. she's an all around performer. it wasnt just a concert or just a play. it was the whole package deal. you were sucked in from the minute it started.

i would pay the 85 dollars for the nosebleed seats again without a question. and you know i dont get that excited about concerts. i enjoyed her music before but now i respect and appreciate the whole shabang.

i'm a little monster. *makes a claw hand*